Today I had a guy who wanted me to autograph his “Hot” coffee cups. I suppose that’s OK, but I told him “None of those cheap imported ones now”. I’ll post a picture of it later after he sends it to me.

This young girl at my gym saw my new “Sopha King What?” embroidered duffel bags, and couldn’t figure out what I meant by “What?”. These bags are very versatile, and perfect for the gym, beach, or pool. So I told her “It’s like the bag is asking ‘What do you want me to carry?”’. Gosh, some people don’t get it.