Sopha King Retired

My youngest sister’s oldest daughter is getting ready to join the ranks of people who don’t have to work anymore. Seems the auto parts company she works for has told her to take a check for $35,000 or wait to be fired. What a “Sopha King No-Brainer”. Now she want me to autograph a Softball T-shirt which says “Retired” on it. After the last few days, I think I need one that says "Sopha King Tired".